My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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