Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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