Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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