My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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