so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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