can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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