people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
vagina is talking i cant
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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