I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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