he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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