You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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