No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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