Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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