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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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