3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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