i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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