I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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