Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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