You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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