For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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