i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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