One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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