Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He? As in you personified your dick?
They have beer where we have blood.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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