All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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