if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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