I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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