return my video game
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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