38 yer olds are good kisserssss
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
There's even glitter on my cock...
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