Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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