I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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