He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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