If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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