Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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