I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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