it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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