Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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