How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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