i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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