So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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