ya dads aren't the best wingmen
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she told me i tasted like america
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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