@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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