I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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