i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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