no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
the raccoons are back...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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