Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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