all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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