Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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