My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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