Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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