we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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