I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My vagina is very pro this idea
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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