just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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